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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Your code sucks. Stop writing it.</description><title>FAIL</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @facepalm)</generator><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>ZOMG CHROME ZOMG I AM ABOUT TO CUM</title><description>Seriously though, the thing kicks ass. It’s a little buggy, but overall a vast improvement. It...</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/48453335</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/48453335</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:51:34 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>I shit you not: an MVC **song**!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/musical-geek-friday-model-view-controller-song/"&gt;I shit you not: an MVC **song**!!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/32194355</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/32194355</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:47:35 +0300</pubDate></item><item><title>Caek lulz</title><description>Sigh. Not again.

So this Cake guy looks at Agavi, doesn’t understand that a proper framework can...</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/28440866</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/28440866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:24:37 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Ahahahah I can’t believe this, Ross made a strip about me....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/wzDkFKAjo68p7db9A4YujCyK_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ahahahah I can’t believe this, Ross made a strip about me. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://agileweb.org/post/28100566"&gt;agileweb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;Based on real events™: &lt;a href="http://pookey.co.uk/blog/archives/43-phplondon08-the-crazy-guy-mail.html"&gt;The Crazy Guy Email&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/28102214</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/28102214</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:28:18 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/4WZKBzVbL4knayq0QKBgxCY1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/24530271</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/24530271</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:26:35 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Johnny Chung Lee proves his awesomeness again. 

—...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jd3-eiid-Uw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jd3-eiid-Uw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/"&gt;Johnny Chung Lee&lt;/a&gt; proves his awesomeness again. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;— &lt;a href="http://blog.bitxtender.com/"&gt;wombert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;GENIUS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23818783</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23818783</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:44:49 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>For some reason, and contrary to my usual musical tastes, this...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mkFJQQG-G74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mkFJQQG-G74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For some reason, and contrary to my usual musical tastes, this is completely awesome and I can’t get it out of my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23643272</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23643272</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:47:57 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Year Zero: Catnarok</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CM_4Nknnyxg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CM_4Nknnyxg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Year Zero: Catnarok&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23368593</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23368593</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:29:31 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Effective today, war on drugs = murder</title><description>There is now clear cut scientific evidence that cannabinoids inhibit cancer.</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23198291</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23198291</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:35:27 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>A coder's guide to coffee.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.moertel.com/pages/coders-guide-to-coffee"&gt;A coder's guide to coffee.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23171991</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/23171991</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:06:02 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Damien Katz accepts job with IBM, will work on CouchDB full time!</title><description>Damien Katz accepts job with IBM, will work on CouchDB full time!: soooooo ace! — via(wombert) 

—...</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22888852</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22888852</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:20:03 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Zed Shaw is made of internet, pure win, and GAR.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.zedshaw.com/rants/rails_is_a_ghetto.html"&gt;Zed Shaw is made of internet, pure win, and GAR.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22773541</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22773541</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:55:10 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Hooray for journalism.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/4WZKBzVbL3dsexos8hKIrPAZ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hooray for journalism.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22343764</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22343764</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:35:31 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Smart people finally figure out that n-tier architectures fail. FSMs get reinvented again.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://tomayko.com/articles/2005/05/28/ibm-poop-heads"&gt;Smart people finally figure out that n-tier architectures fail. FSMs get reinvented again.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22341666</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22341666</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:42:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>How Ross tamed a legacy beast with Agavi. — wombert</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/wzDkFKAjo381w1hc3aYfr8c1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How &lt;a href="http://agileweb.org/post/22102474"&gt;Ross tamed a legacy beast with Agavi&lt;/a&gt;. — &lt;a href="http://blog.bitxtender.com/"&gt;wombert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22113592</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/22113592</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:13:33 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>colddd!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/4WZKBzVbL352v00mDXqHVFgz_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;colddd!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21937950</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21937950</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:18:03 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>THE OFFICIAL FAIL OF FALL-WINTER 2007</title><description>&lt;a href="http://alexwebdesignstudio.com/alexwebdesignstudio/index.htm"&gt;THE OFFICIAL FAIL OF FALL-WINTER 2007&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21800761</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21800761</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:28:17 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>OMIGOD!!!1! Thank you MySQL! You're a real friend.</title><description>Query OK, 38 rows affected (23 hours 21 min 52.70 sec)</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21779131</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21779131</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:45:36 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>The unofficial PHP6 changelog</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bitfilm.net/2007/12/09/unofficial-php-6-changelog/"&gt;The unofficial PHP6 changelog&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21294081</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21294081</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:54:38 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>fail</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/4WZKBzVbL2sak78aKLNlc4Zo_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;fail&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21210533</link><guid>http://facepalm.tumblr.com/post/21210533</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:32:36 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
